Ted’s a Boston born, D.C.-bred, Poly-sci & entrepreneurial Jumbo (‘13) turned sales nerd A former fry cook and after-school athletics coach, Ted may be the only team member with real nautical experience and certifications (Sailing coach). An avid skateboarder; builder of computers, wood stuff, & LEGOs; and future comedian/politician—some may recognize him for his stunt-double role as JP in Grandma’s Boy. Ted’s favorite emoji is 🍞.